Equal Pay for Woman in Belgium render this.

Yep, that just happened. To all of us. At once. March 25th is Equal Pay Day in Belgium. You can look up the rest. I think this video has done enough damage to this blog without a whole long and drawn out explanatory paragraph.

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Anti- Prejudice Shirts (Sexism is still a shirt wearing issue).

"From a series of anti-prejudice shirts being sold around Colorado University this summer to benefit the CU Independent, the university's online student paper"

It's weird that the left boob reads something different than the right boob...no?

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A Little Mad Men Edumacation.

A few of the winners that make Madmen what it is. Don't be afraid to use some of the lines in celebration of it's return. I heard NY girls are particularly open to them. Zingggg.....

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Someone Needs Knee Pads.

Everyone is all "this is sexist," about this particular print ad brought to us from the hills of Bulgaria (I think). I don't really get the sexist vibe. Done in bad taste and humor? Sure. Pointless? Yea. First thought advertising? Hell yes. The Line (as far as anyone could distinguish): "Keeps the memories."

I dont know and maybe I am wrong...but when I think sexism, I think criticism of something that is innately a female trait or something women endure daily. Know I could go into specifics, but I'll just say...women are not the only ones who get on their knees to perform sexual favors. What worries me more is that apparently Bulgarians are all about giving head whilst kneeling on a bed of lit charcoal.

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Withered Fruits = Sexy Icon.

The American Branding Machine continues it's assault against the womanly persona. It would be an understatement to say that all the old school classics are getting sexed up in the late 2000's. This time it's The Sun Maid Raisin girl. This is what she use to look like. 

One a high note, I did find myself at the grocery store recently...looking for raisins. And they are delicious....in that DO-able, coke glass figure sort of way.

"Well, California is the land of milk and honey. And the Sun Maid girl has become a MILF honey with ample milk jugs. I think anime porn fans probably approve."

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This is what your little girl will someday strive for.

It's all about looks, sexuality and changing herself to match the needs of her man. Which I think is simple...in comparison to the crap the dudes in Disney movies have to go through.

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Smarter than the average (wo)man.

The Trivial Pursuit experiment site lets males and females face off for ultimate brain power supremacy. Or at least ultimate trivia knowledge supremacy....

If you want to waste at least an hour of your life...be it good or bad, play this. And they are keeping tally so you should really do it to rep your gender. By the way, its a well known scientific and religious fact that having a penis makes you more equipped to win games/ challenges. 

What? You don't agree? Prove it. 

VIA dailyobsessional

BK Blow Jobs are totally Worth It.

"...That’s less than a dollar an inch."

Pu**y Juice.

When I was in undergrad, I took my first creative class and we had to make out own beers along with all it's marketing. I decided (mostly because i hadnt cultivated my creativity) to make a beer for women. It was is a thinner can like redbull and I desisgned the can with a color palette that I'm pretty sure I stole from the opening credits of My Little Pony. My horrible ads contained images of Maralyn Monroe and Lucy Ball. I don't remember the name I gave it. But I got a "B" in the class. Whap. Whap.

If I only knew back then, what I know now, I would've named it "Pu**y" too.  

Pussy is a 100% natural drink. No nasty chemicals and nothing manufactured. It is made for people looking for a natural alternative.

The name Pussy shocks and demands attention - that's the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.

Word. Pu**y Juice.

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F*ck the NFL Part 3.

Good news! We are getting close and closer to Linger Football becoming a reality. Recently...they had try outs. Just thought I'd keep you updated. And still looking to be a towel boy.

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"Carrie is totally beautiful. And her answer, because of that, took on greater importance....If her beauty wasn't so great, nobody really would have cared."

-said Donald Trump 

about Ms California and her personal beliefs about Gay Marriage

Wait a minute....did he just say that no one listens to ugly girls? Woah! Makes perfect sense. This is a case of when money talks. 

The Linkdown.

1. The new Pepsi logo has something to do with physics and the earth's magnetic force. My highschool physics teacher just emailed me back. Father Corcaran's reply, "Pepsi is full of sh*t."

2. How to be a Good Wife in 1955. Somethings just shouldn't go out of style.

3. Selma Hayek ends world hunger. And for some reason...now I'm f*ckin starving.

4. True Life...I'm a Muppet!

5. This kid is f*cking high as a kite. "I feel funny...why is this happening to me?"LMAO

6. Obama got this guy fired. Thanks Obama!

7. Be Shepard Farley! Just make sure you don't use a copy righted image. 

There you go...a little something for everyone. You're welcome.

Wow...

This is disheartening. They are talking about killin women in NY and video taping themselves for you tube...

Im taking another point away from organized Religion.

When funny isn't funny.

And this isnt funny.


Four minutes and 45 seconds of complete awkwardness for the sake of selling jewlery. I want to know how women feel about this spot (mini movie). Do you find it hysterical?

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The Real Secret.

I usually like to wait until the actual showing of the Victoria Secret Annual Nudie Walk before I talk about it on my blog. But, being the savy Internet peruser that I am these days....I thought I would bring these few pics to the light. 

Frankly...this looks to be a silly show. There are more costumes than there are bras and thongs. Honestly...how am I suppose to share a bed with that butterfly business in the first pic without either loosing an eyeball or getting impaled?  Also good to note, no one watches the Annual Nudie Walk for the bells and whistles. I think Victoria/Victor needs to get his/her's ear back to the street...from the pics alone, it seems like the only thing they are missing is a pulley system. Bras and thongs, that's the real secret.

But still....to these pictures...yes please.

(i wonder how much room this post will take up.)

P.S. Here are the Nudie Walkers in real bathing suits.

exclusive: tina fey is sarah palin.

this is a pros thoughts exclusive...in case you missed it. I scoured the world wide web for you. Because nbc is definitely a youtube nazi. ummmmm, that's it.


Bravo!

"...the only point I am interested in making at the moment is that Sarah Palin can wrap her juicy moose-eating lips right around my dick and suck it raw. This is not a personal attack on her. Not at all. I am just pointing out that Sarah Palin can put best put her two years of gubernatorial experience to use by taking my turgid cock into her mouth until I shoot semen into her Great White North."

-Michael Ian Black on his very funny blog

Apparel VIA likecool.com 

f*ck the NFL.

ummmmm...lets talk about the Lingerie Football League. Affectionately known as the LFL.

ummmmm, seriously though....I must not have any real friends. To let magic like this occur for 6 times previous to my knowledge is a crime against humanity. To not be aware of scantly clad women throwing around some pigskin and knockin the sh*t out of each other under team names such as the "Dallas Desire", the "Miami Caliente" and my personal favorite, the "New England Euphoria" should be punishable by death. Excuse me while I check out the defensive line.

UPDATE: Something is fishy. There is no real info on the site. Damn it. I think I've been bamboozled. But I'll keep this post up on the off chance that this is real (hope and change).

VIA thesuperficial

some perspective.

this is for the "Proud Vagina Americans."

palin for vice president.

Mccain may not be interesting enough to create a label for. But Sarah Palin and her family sure are. 

Let it begin.