Gross.

I'm sorry but....

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Sneaker Swag: For the Ladies.

Ladies....you know what you need to do.

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The Linkdown: Deal with it!

1. Women have worked so hard for equal rights...and then someone tells you that you need to wash your vagina to get a raise.

2. Happy BDay to MJ. Miss you man.

3. A fatal death only Glenn Beck could deserve.

4. Pizza Hut makes Korean girls want to dance.

5. Snookie's boyfriends proposed to her...through a cover and photo spread of a real live magazine. This is important because....now fame and talent mean nothing.

6. Things get a little weird when agencies start connecting back to school with high school nude art classes (whisper: that doesnt happen in real life--anywhere).

7. The trailer to the new TRON movie.

8. I DO NOT understand why this didnt make it big.

9. Brittany Spears is staying relevant. In China.

The Linkdown: COuntdown to my Vacation.

1. Things no one told us, but we learn anyway....illustrated.

2. Seriously, Russia has no advertising standards. Airline Advertising = Vagina's. (NSFW)

3. Remember in 4th grade, when you used folders in school to hide your tests? Well fuck that...it's 2010.

4. For the ladies...this is the opposite of Megan Fox being in lingerie.

5. The anti rape condom.....makes my pee pee hurt thinking about it.

6. Blue Boobies and pee pees: Hustler has just wrapped production on highest-budget movie production to date, a XXX parody of James Cameron’s Avatar. Titled This Ain’t Avatar XXX.

7. Remember that Gay McDonalds ad in France. Well, it didnt work.

8. Batman's made up his mind, he's keeping Superman's baby (seriously, everyone I show this to is a little disturbed by it...I think it's funny.)

9. Open letter from Jon Voight to President Obama...bring n the crazy.

Gasp Ads.

How did this even make it oyu of the agency? Copyranter says it's from 2007. How did I miss it? A part of me want to applaud the subtly of it. But the other part is cringing like a little boy talking about cooties.

"Ill, girls are gross." I remember saying that to my uncle one day when he asked me if there were any cute girls in my class. Now I'd have to say "Ewww scrunchies are gross."

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The Linkdown: Post Easter 2010.

1. Dropping 10,000 Easter Eggs form the sky and shouting "Go" causes a mass riot? Get out of here...who would thought?

2. But somehow, the 5th Annual Pillow Fight in Time Square, went on without a hitch. Who said Easter wasn't dangerous?

3. How do you get little kids into the Heavy Metal genre? Dino Metal.

4. Amnesty International....always the fashion critics.

5. Va J-J Visors. Cause your Vagina hates being blinded by the sun.

6. The History Channel tells us what Jesus looked like. AKA Still somehow he is a white dude who happened to live in the Middle East.

7. Avoiding Skull Sperm. Or Skelator Sperm.

8. Google maps, now trying to conquer UPS. Thank the gods.

9. When you paint swastikas on people's cubicle...believe it or not, it's racist.

Oh Please....do tell.

".... a British "tampon alternative" brand called the Mooncup is collecting women's pet names for that part of the anatomy—giving American companies a trove of euphemisms to use. Check out the hundreds of submitted names at LoveYourVagina.com. "

Go deep (into information about Mooncup) here. Apparently it's suppose to be a replacement to tampons. My life long quest of finding out everything there is to know about tampon use, yet not physically seeing or experiencing it....has no answers here. I did not know there was an alternative-not that I should. But it's cute how they are blindly hiding the not too exciting/appealing facts about the female menstrual cycle with a cute name contest. Just when you thought Nuvo Ring was the only option in the world thanks to their media buying tactics.....the Brits hit us with a Vagina game. Chip chip cherrio.!!!

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Before Noon Vagina Ad Time.

The spot above is for a "scent" called Vulva. And if you cant make the connection in the name alone....you might want to revisit that "Birds and Bees" speech you had with your parents some time ago. Or....just watch the completely inappropriate spot above.

From Germany, to women (or men..I'm not sure) who want to smell like...well, like the crotch of a woman that just worked out.<----that description is what one would call, and exercise of restraint. You are welcome.

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Oh YES !!!!!

TMI Ads.

Rule of thumb. If you are making a headline driven ad....you should probably figure out a way to not be insulting before the ad leaves the agency. Especially when you are talking about Vaginal Tightening Cream. And you are using magenta.....

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Happy BDay Barbie.

Happy bday Barbie. Things have changed for you over the years, but you are still the hottest (a little racist) naked doll I know. Just make sure you watch your figure...and none of those other new b*tches will be able to touch you.

The Tampon Vampire.

I'm not sure if it's real or not...but I dont think it really matters.  Vampires. Tampons. Absorbent. Get it?????

Chhhaaaa ching. We have a winner.

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Vag Cam 2 (sorry...again)

Day-Time Shaun: Remember my last post about Vag Cams? I remember it as if it were yesterday. But here's a new one. A little bit less interesting, but relevent, I guess. 

Vulgar Shaun: Do all women are Vaginal curtain openers?

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Esquire introducing the Perfect Man.

On April 10th, Esquire magazine is introducing the first ever mix-n-match magazine cover. Girls (and men) can now make thier perfect man choosing from the features of some of America's best in show. I am not in it (I watched the video twice to make sure), but they've got some handsome candidates in there.

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Vag Cam (sorry....).

My first thought..."we did't get to see what the vagina sees when the freaky is happening (way more vulgar in my head)." Am I right? Anyone else think that? Or am I just a dirty old man? I mean...the Dutch made it...I expect retribution for my time.

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how far is too far (public vagina references)?

A folder saying "Hello down there!" was placed on 10,000 womens bicycle saddles in Sweden's major cities. The folder markets an intimate care soap, The soap for down there. Along with the folder came a product sample.

How does one get this job?  Sneaking around the city saran wrapping soaps (for one's privates) onto the seats of female bikers. I picture some 65 year old dude in a trench coat hiding behind some bushed with binoculars, in order to decipher girly bikes from man bikes. How much does this job pay? Is there a union for this type of stuff in Sweden?

I dunno...these are the question that first popped into my head when I heard about this "viral/guerrilla" marketing tactic. You know how people tell you not to give soap as a gift to people (because you're basically saying that they need it). Well imagine if you just came out of the library and you discovered vagina soap glued to your bicycle seat with a phrase written, nay directed at your vagina...hmmmmm.....

*that's 3...3 times I have said vagina in one post*

Agency: Grey Stockholm, Sweden.

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life lesson.

....even when they are doing naughty things. 

Fact.

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i think these are amazing.

illustrator artist, nikki farquharson.

soft ball girls are lezzys. But that has nothing to do with this post.

In the wake of the US recent loss to Japan and the rumors that the entirety of the sport getting cut loose....perhaps this spot is a little bit more poignant now....



Because when I first saw it, I was completely turned off. Beautiful editing aside, what is the deal with the half assed line, "We have softball, you can have everything else"? Errrrr, sold....to the slightly crippled blind person in the back...with dyslexia.

Everything else must include....all of their femininity (make-up, tampons, skirts, love of penis, and Gossip Girls the show-which im convinced every girl in the world watches).