The Linkdown.

1. Do the Halle Berry, She's Fine (it's a dance, apparently). I love how Halle "Be my Wife" Berry is acting like she doesn't know her own dance, but then busts a move.

2.Why The F*ck Did You Have a Kid....no really? Why?

3. Iggy, the Painting Dog...

4. Heidi Naked-ey. Need I say more? Oh yeah...again.

5. Bruno = NC 17. Gays are mad...but did they see Borat?

6. Caption This: Obama Meets the Queen. LOL!

7. Go ahead....lick the newspaper! You idiot.

8. Preggers Vogue. Kinda hot!!!

Child Development Ads...I Love Gummi Bears...wait whaaaa.

see it nice and big here.

A Child Development Program???? I dunno about all that, but I always wanted to know what the inside of a Gummi Bear and a Balloon animal look like. Even though they are both see through??? ::Head Scratch:: But really....do the kids in Dubai need to be any smarter? That's the real quesiton.

Agency:  FP7, Dubai, United Arab Emirates

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Every Father's Nightmare.

Picture this: The precious dumpling of your life has finally reached the ripe age of 18. She has gone from pampers to pigtails to plastic jewelry to meandering with the likes of hormone-driven, booby touching, internet porn watching boys- yuck. And you have been there every step of the way guiding and coaching her toward attributes like self worth and strength. It's her big night...Prom Night. The last chance for her to show her maturity and present herself to the world as a semi-adult (also the last chance for her to loose her V-Card before going off to college). All dads are aware of the impeding implications of prom night. We were there. We helped plan the after party. We brought the booze to sneak into the limo. We rented the room from the left over tuxedo money. We....you....know the deal.

And as you wait at the bottom of the stairs...death staring an eighteen year old child that is holding a box with a frozen flower in it....your lovely daughter rolls out of her pink room in this....THE SWEETHEART PROM DRESS.

Good day.... and goodnight.

UPDATE: The dress has seemingly been altered (i.e. photoshopped).

death to barbie.

Ok, I lied...I've found several things that I need to share  before I start working. The most compeling being this photo shoot involving the iconnic Barbie.

Ane Hagen

(click the link to see more...it really is worth it. Ane has got some lame description/explanation for her work....but really its just some cool ass sh*t.)

oh wow, ads.

somewhere in Thailand a creative team is high fiving each other at thier sheer cleverness to "brand" child abuse.
I however, am throwing up in my cubicle waste basket.

Another "execution" here. I dunno, I feel like there has to be a better way to relate the same message without the cartoon oral and anal sex brands. Ughhhh.

Latarian Milton.

Reporter: "But did you know you know that you could perhaps kill somebody?."
7 year old Latatian: "Yes, but I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend."

There is alot to say here....but I'll sum it all up in one question....why is 7yr old Latarian able to stand for that interview?

 His ass should be in recovery from a major...major ass whopping.

job security.

today is take your son and daughter to work day at my "job."

unfortunately there will probably be little to no blogging today (try not to cry in public), but the good news is....I do have alot to talk about....from the new Real World to the cosmos beyond.

Whereas last year, take your son and daughter to work day was more like , "drop your kid off with the temp, Shaun day." This year promises to be a triumphant "Shaun you've been in the exact same place doing the exact same crappy thing" day.

That's a year folks....count it up. And what better way to celebrate than to watch a bunch of rich kids?!?
Narf.