Yikes.

50 Cent lost a lot of weight for his upcoming movie “Things Fall Apart”. In the movie 50 Cent plays a football player diagnosed with cancer....(a well spoken football player diagnosed with Cancer).....

Yikes. He looks like a cross between LL Cool J and E.T. It would be a real shame if this went straight to DVD.

VIA filmdrunk

Haunted Doll. $89 (not including shipping and handling).

VIA dailyobsessional

The Big Engine(s) that Could.

Oh America. Everyday you scare me more and more. See what other browsers say...

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3 AM. Eminem.

I'm a little concerned. But more so confused. Is that a bath tube of blood I just saw?

**blank stare**

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never better than late.

I may be a little late with these...you just have to act like they were posted before Halloween (wink). VIA girlriot, I discovered Joshua Hoffine, a cool Horror photographer. Exactly. Who knew such a thing existed? I do know one girl who would probably start weeping at the sight of that clown picture. And lets face it...that is the definition of complete and utter power. Also, Josh apparently hangs out with the Candyman (who coincidentally supports Obama). Small world. 

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Very quickly....a few celeb costumes.

Ice T and wife Coco. Coco knows the true meaning of Halloween. It's slut-it-up day.

There is always one person who takes Halloween a bit to seriously. Hiedi Klum. God damn. The cast of Good Morning America dressed up for realz last Friday. And I appreciate that. (BTW did anyone catch the craziness that was happening on Fox Morning News...out of control).

But out of all the good costumes (Al the Cookie Man Candy Crotch included) Meredith won. This sh*t will give me nightmares. 

And we will end with out fav Presidential candidate taking his kids out for trick o treat (surrounded by security).

How was your Halloween? Mine was pretty uneventful. I established my goal of drunkenness due to Jameson *place gold star*. I also went to my first Halloween Parade in the village. The crowd was overwhelming, so I immediately left after I saw the Thriller Zombies dance (which made me clap like a little kid), but I will never go again. Other than that...it was pretty lame. No costume. No candy. 

I'm getting old and boring. 

there are no words to describe how frightening this picture is.

VIA crunk+disorderly

midgets in masks.

I guess yesterday was Child's Play's 20th anniversary or something. So what did they do? They put a bunch of midgets out on the street of NY with plastic knives. I hope they all came back alive. Especially the little guy below...he knows how to bust a move. 

....condoms.....

i would like to formally thank copyranter for keeping me up to date with condom advertisement (say it the British way...soft "i") on a daily basis. I also choose not to make my own post title....because, lets face it...in a million years, I could never come up with anything better than "Lets Bone."

The message is simple. These condoms are made for people who need to have sex...even after death. "Be Careful." Future campaign extension possibilities include...vampires, zombies and ummmmm Frankenstein. 

This is good. You had me at zombies.

mutant ads.

execution 2.

so I found these at copyranter.

The Line: Get Closer.

They were all thumbnail-y, so I tried to figure them out in my head. All I could think was "just another sex ad". But when I clicked on I got mutant ads. And I literally said "Oh God" out loud and dropped my coffee (hat tip to Dunkin Donuts' very sturdy packaging).

These are gross. It reminds me of a side effect of falling in the Hudson River or living next to a nuclear waste plant. 

And the guy... is clearly having sex with her lower intestines. This really makes me want to buy these condoms and have alot of mutant siamese twin sex...

the internet scares me.

jeeeze. So we all know that I spend the better part of my day reading celeb gossip blogs (lets not talk about what I do with the rest of it). Well.... I just need to share how ruthless the blog reading community is.

I recently read that Camron Diaz's dad died on thesuperficial.com (still going strong Aoife), after, I just thought Id read the comments section...because basically, it wasn't really an entertaining story...it was more of an obit. And I wanted to see how people responded to it. And i was reading. There were people who didn't care. People doing the "R.I.P" thing. People pointing out that Papa Diaz seemed to have 8 toes in the picture provided. Stupid stuff.

But then, I stumbled upon these....

50. My Deepest Sympathy - April 16, 2008 12:55 PM
My deepest sympathy to Cameron.
My dad was abusive and molested me so the day he dies, I will mourn the father I never had.

52. veggi - April 16, 2008 12:58 PM
#50 - did he make you come?

and

37. Bluff Stonewall - April 16, 2008 11:57 AM
He died of pneumonia because he has AIDS...
...faggot.

and

59. shanipie - April 16, 2008 3:28 PM
knock knock, cameron.
who's there?
not your dad anymore.

and

65. shanipie - April 16, 2008 4:54 PM
i am a cunt licking piece of shit moron with no time on my hands and no sympathy for fellow humans. oh wait....i guess i'm not a human. i'm a pig. OINK OINK.

I mean, damn homey! Blogging is tough. I use to think that my readers didnt love me. But sh*t, if you are half as scary as some of those mofos...keep reading and comment in your head.

P.S. Who dies of pneumonia? Isn't there a cure for that? Like...cough medicine? Jeeeze.

P.S. 2 Today marks the one year anniversary of the VT shootings. Just a little reminder! RIP to all of those students and thier families.