Will this Sh*t ever end?

Seriously will these "sh*t ___ says" ever come to an end. They are so stupid that they are funny. Here is that latest one i found. the bed part is the funniest.

Stop what your doing ... cause its humpday!

Happy Humpday ALL!

I went on holiday to Australia and on my way home i was at the Sydney airport and i overheard this song while sitting in an airport restaurant in the morning and i was like whaaattt!

Happy Humploween!!

rapture is coming-Get your last humpings in!

hi all, in addition to shaun's lovely music video playlist below, I came up with one of my own.

ENJOY. i hear this thing is all happening at 6pm EST? WTF? OMG? or should i say OMJ- oh my jesus (did i really have to write that out?) WWJT? what was jesus thinking.

SO get your last humpings in.

Why i picked these songs

1-3. Rapture in the title. (3 is a personal fave)

4. we were out of time then and i guess we are now.

5. says it all

6-10. Alive in title (+ 6 is off THE END album)

11. Noone Ever Really Dies (sidenote-i didnt know noone was one word) hahahha

get back to humping

Take your clothes off. The weather is getting warmer, stickier, sweatier. And after a trip across the world, Im back to revive humpday!


this list is a mix with no theme just songs that yell out to me "HUMP" so here you go

here are my pros thoughts on each song.
1. this song is sexy
2. not sure if i posted this before but this is classic- i once got busy in a burger king bathroom
3. im fave new britney jam. I can be your treble baby,You can be my bass
4. sure why not- in response to the title.
5. the ulimate stripper song.
6. another good song to strip to
7. i like how the music sounds like a dripping faucet
8. backseats arent roomy.
9. i think this song may be growing on me.

ps if you didnt know, humpday (tm) is a wednesday series where i make/post a playlist for yall to hump to on humpday.

Now back to your regular scheduled humping.

Yeezy Taught Me to hit it in the morning cause im perfectly good at it.

favorite lyrics-

1. The night is still young, drink that dinner wine slow; I’m trying to make the goose bumps on your inner thigh show

4. i want 2011 to be this song.

5. We aint married but tonight I need some consummation

6. Yezzy Taught Me.

8. Sex in the air I don’t care I love the smell of it Sticks and stones May break my bones mBut chains and whips Excite me

Yeezy taught me well.

Fabby hittin it in the morning

Humpday tease...

"i speak body language, fuck pillow talk"

personally out of the three- i like drakes verse, then fab, then jcole.

Happy Humpsgiving!

colors of humping

A reader requested that

today's humpday playlist be color themed.

Enjoy!

p.s. do you have an idea for a humpday theme? tell us in the comment box.

Humpday Marathon

In spirit of the marathon this weekend, Today's humpday playlist is inspired by these keywords: run, marathon, feet, go, body, stop, fast, and slow. Enjoy!

Toot it and Boot it to a Rap Song

Here is the Official Humpday playlist for the week and what lyrics are filled with prostitued thoughts.

1. hey girl I can have you feelin right

I can supply the pipe
just make sure its tight

2. Enough class for wine, still handle patron

3. Yo' baby mama payin' all yo' bills, you'z a busta

4. Bitches love me cause I'm fuckin' with their best friends

5. (this is for the rihanna song, i forgot to delete far east movement)

I need a boy to take it over

Looking for a guy to put in work, uh

6. and girl you know you dealing with a veteran have you ever been broke off

7. I'm diggin' in ya coochie while we listenin' to Gucci on a rap song

Hump to the oldies. hahahha

Lately, ive been in the mood for some oldies.

This edition of HUMPDAY is for yall who love oldies

and for those who need to start loving them.

p.s. do you like my humpday image above? get the concept?

Here are my thoughts:

1. break up to have make up sex

I was going to number all the ones that are classics but it would take to long.

3. he knows hes being used/played but yet he stays with her- he gots it bad... its a shame

4. aww man... this always reminds me of love and basketball. the part were they slow dance at the school dance.

5. if you know about this song too, then i'm impressed

11. i wished there were more than 33 seconds, what a tease

and there's more thoughts but my fingers are feeling fatigue from typing.

get to it!!!!

Alright. I just got off the phone with the government and looks like they are projecting an end to human kind. SO, they called me to get yall back to humpin and makin babies or accidently makin them (hahahha) or dont even make them, just FUCK (hahaha).

HUMPDAY IS HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD.

Dia de Hump AKA Cinco de Mayo

Happy humpday everyone! Here is a compilation of songs that are related to this great mexican holiday. Below you'll see my reasoning on why each song made the list.

1. This is a classic.
2. Oh man... this one in the late 90's was popular among mexican youth in socal. and anything that sounds like this now is a hit out there. ( i don't know why).
3. OKAY NOW!!! Freestyle is very popular. Gets everyone on the dancing the gangster dance (hahahahah it is so funny to watch). But i love this type of music (Zapp, debbie deb, lisa lisa, nu shoes...)
4. Come on, the title of this song is Corona and Lime.-- Duh
5. I mean in the second verse he is talking about a hot Mexican girl.
6. "Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino." -- If you didn't know Mexicans are also very good at dominoes. I am a bones pro.
7. If you ever in LA and listen to Art Laboe, this is a regular on the list.
8. Of course got to have a Selena song. This one in particular is my favorite to sing.
9. Alright !!!!! this is what we all doing tonight!!!!
10. Tequila! Classic!!!!!!!

Honorable Mentions: All the songs that mention Patron.