Make Her Say. Kid Kudi ft Kanye and Common.

Check out this fancy new video display. It's like vimeo and youtube had a baby (under wedlock of course). Oh yea...and this is a fresh video. You must agree.

The Linkdown.

Tom Cruise Dancing Gif

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1. Tommy and his black friends...fitting in requires public humiliation.

2. Senator Jeff Sessions said they were all going to light the pipe and have themselves a crack smokin' party!

3. Do you need a flash intro to your website? No.

4. Photocopier already in chair...saves actual xerox machines from grown frat boy antics like 2oo pound men jumping ontop of them; Xerox ecstatic.

5.Who Pooped?

6. In commemoration of the 40th Anniversary of Apollo 11’s first lunar landing, LV makes a...custom made drunk. Yeah...correlation.....non existant.

7. LaToya Jackson's tribute song to her brother (Really, no comment).

8. The real Digital Clock. Very Fly.

9. Get your Michael Jackson Thriller Action Figure, here.

Pop Artisit.

Vector line artist, Ryan Casey creates work of pop art. Lovin the John & Kate reference. I see Maddy right there. Ewww and the french bulldogs, Im gonna own one of those little monsters one day.

Open Happiness. Cee-Lo ft Janelle Monae

Cee-Lo MTV Music

"Cee-Lo, Brendon Urie- from Panic At The Disco, Patrick Stump- from Fall Out Boys, Travis McCoy- from Gym Class Heroes and Janelle Monae met to sing the new Coca Cola single “Open Happiness”!

Yeah...mad people, but Janelle made that song. It's just so....happy. It makes me kinda sick to my stomach. I kid.

via SFPL

Apologies.

There is nothing I hate more than bad service. And this blog, serviced badly last week. And I apologize. Ceazy work week, ridiculous personal life week and all in all...not much out there that was worthy of mental prostitution. But excuses are for children and quadropelegics. I will to better. Hooorah!

P.S. I'm still angry at the lot of you about holding off on the churro information...hmph.

img via thedenveregoist

VIA broccolicity

Preserving the Masturbating Bear

The saddest part about the move form NY to cali. 

Funny skit. 

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Creep beauty.

VIA dailyobsessional from darlateagarden

Hot Chicks: Taraji Henson.

Taraji reminds me of this girl my best friend from highschool use to date. Except Taraji is prettier. I think I'm deeming her as hot because she is good at what she does. She could easily have been type casted or just another Gabrielle Union or (I hate to say it) Sanae Lathan. But she is going above and beyond and I have that feeling she'll never be lied to because of love again. She'll be on that Denzel Washington status.

Apparently, I have no real friends.

Cause if I did, I would NOT have gone so long (25 years), with out knowing the utter delicious goodness that is the Churro. O. M. G. dip that is some caramel......O.M.G. I feel like God is smiling on me right now as I sit here eating the sh*t out of this spanish donut! I feel like I am starting a new chapter in the book of life. I feel like, if I died today...I would be fulfilled. So eff'n delicious. 

Happy?

Happy indeed.

VIA badbanana

Ladies and Gentlemen...He's Back....

The real Kool-Aid man from the early 90's (I think that was the time period)...or maybe later 80s is back. And he's not just busting through living room walls anymore (probably insurance issues). He has been resurrected with cool khaki cargo shorts and an arch Nemesis. In my opinion, I think he should fight the Six Flags dude (no flags, no fun), but I guess a giant bottle of soda will do. 

Life Lesson: Planes may be crash landing in the Hudson, the economy may have gone to sh*ts and celebrities may be dropping like flies....but it's good to see that a good idea never really dies. 

Agency: Ogilvy & Mather (who knew they were still making ads?...I kid)

VIA adfreak

Writers Block. Just Jack.

Like always, I'm on the lookout for music not in the box. And look what I dug up...a rapper with an accent. While, I wouldn't add it to my itunes (cause I tire of accents very quickly), perhaps this dude will stir something in your soul. In addition... Nice video.

Kicking Ass Requires you to be "Different."

Word.

VIA urbandebris

State-cations.

In this horrible economy a junior (anything) cannot afford to travel the world. Especially if you are paying New York rent. *Word* But the funny thing is that the workload and stress doesn't let up. So you gotta go somewhere. I choose Pittsburgh. So that's where I'm going this weekend. I plan to buy Steelers gear, finally visit U-Pitt and go midget hunting. I also hope to come back with a new tattoo and a nose piecing...fingers crossed. 

So please excuse my absence. :::Man Down:::