The Linkdown. Birthday Edition.

1. There Will Be Disney.

2. Be ready for the moment.

3. Rule of thumb, if you are gonna take a picture of your junk and send to to someone, keep your face out of the picture. And use...the penis disguise kit.

4. Just cause he has no arms, doesn't mean he cant f*ck sh*t up.

5. Foreskin Man, An Anti-Circumcision comic Book, he's ripped...but he's not cut.

6. The Body Shirt.

7. Just incase you needed to know how, the Planet became Of the Apes.

8. Playing Street Fighter for real, looks alot like getting in a fight.

9. This b*tch.

‎"...you should know that i love you a lot but i just can't date a dude with a vag. "

Damn. Talk about getting dumped.

In NY...Mr Softee runs the streets.

My Softee is gangsta.

There seems to be this whole underground phenomenon of vendor mafia activity.

Rule #1 about ice cream vendor fight club...

OMG! HBIC what!

this is so crazy and funny.

“You can't call yourself a maverick when all you've been is a sidekick...”

-Joe Biden 

(on McCain's economic policies )

Ewwww, stab. 

I think Joe just called McCain Launchpad McQuack. And that's funny. 

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