The Linkdown.

1. Ewww, let me get a slice of head. No, not that head.

2. 25 Rules for the modern woman.

3. And when you're done with that, here are 10 things men find sexy in a womans purse. The fact that hot sauce is one of them...should make you want to read more.

4. Blueprint 3, Album artwork.

5. ABC tries to explain shirtless nation leaders. At the end, they blame democracy. I simply say...it's Russia for christ sake.

6. Word on the street is that Lady Gaga has a penis. 

7.Madmen yourself (only if you have flash, that it). But if you like me, and dont want to install it...you can just look at other people's creations. 

8.The NYT boils all of America down to one graph. Segmentation was never so colorful.

9. Ok, that's some creepy ass advertising.

Whoa Dude, that was Awesome.

This is a viral at its finnest. Pointless. Ridiculous. And leaving no clue to it's purpose. Me thinks it has something to do with microsoft.

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A Gift.

until 8/9 it's a gift. After that...it's useless.

Hey Mr. DJ. Zhane.

Yeah....throwback thursday. 

step off, I'm doin' the Hump.

what up yall!!!

its me L. I had to take leave from prostituted thoughts because i broke my back or my back got broke (i had a stick in my hand and went for a ball and thats how you get a broke back. LOLs),i found a beach, went on a train ride down to dc, got crazy with incubus, learned to speak Russian, and became a much better tennis player.



After 3 weeks of hiatus, Humpday is back. I know y'all missed this so much cause the percentage of babymaking on a Wednesday has rapidly decreased (raise your hand if you chuckled at that joke). So to get your Wednesday groove back I have compiled a greatest humpday songs playlist or the Greatest Humps of Humpday.

humpday greatest humps


"Act like I'm not your lady
Do me like you wanna do them other girls" - name that tune

NOW everyone get to humping!

thats all.

"Feeling sorry for things is just an excuse not to celebrate your own happiness."

- TrueBlood (seasone 2)

Tokyo, you keep egg'n me on.

Just incase you want to act like youre disgusted, but you really want one. (the video is pretty safe for work, that link...is not).

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Movie Time: Knowing is Half the Battle.

A little GI Joe love before the movies drops this Friday. I saw Transformers 2 and Harry Potter (ummmm, order of the Phoenix, Azkaban, Monkeys) and sofar nothing has beat Star Trek. Transformers was very entertaining. When you mix in shots of Megan Foxx running in slow motion in between explosions and gunfights and then add in  2 slightly stereotype robots that make you say "I'm slightly offended" in your head and then briefly make the faint innuendo of robot testicles...all in 2hrs and a half, you get a fairly decent flick that was better than the first. 

About Harry Potter. Well...the actors are like 85 years old now and still in that f*cking school saving the world. Don't get me wrong. I liked it. The actors are learning how to act now, and aren't just kids who read lines. The special effect were on par. But I just cannot wrap my head around the lack of Magic police. I mean....if there is this whole magical society...school, careers, industries....where the hell are the police? And why does this one bad guy keep getting away with stuff with no help from the police. Anyway...

On a different note. Disney has got a new project in the works. I never quiet understood the love for this story. Girl with a weave lives in a tower. Dude climbs weave. And that's it. But hey...I'll see it. 

Speaking of weaves, it seems as if Chris Rock was just sitting around one day, watching School Daze, and got an idea. And of course...HBO would support him. Check out the promo for Good Hair. 

As Craig so eloquently put it... "This film is rated: FDLS for fried, died and laid to the side (White friends ask Bernadette in accounts receivable what that means... use your friendly voice)."

LMAO. It's funny because there is always one black lady in accounting. But really...who knew that India's main export was human hair. That's really gross. 

Ok, I'm done. 

-FIN

CP+B Interns are soooooo creative.

Everyone has to put in their time in. The interns over at Crispin Porter + Bogusky had some free time and obviously a huge budget. And well...the future of our industry looks..... a little lame to be honest. "Oh Man, I have a great idea...let's put it in our books." 

Craig at KMBA says it best.

SIDE NOTE: How sick does that office look though. I would kinda love to walk into that every day. As long as there aren't any crazy interns running around making rap videos (original idea, fail).

Cause Everything should Taste like Bacon.

I think girls should really invest in this. A man loves himself some bacon. Fact. Check it out here. And then ladies...bath yourself in beer.

You're welcome. 

A Little Mad Men Porn in the Afternoon.

AMC is dropping some pictures for Season 3 of Mad Men on their website to wet our whistles. Heavy winter drama here I come.

In other TV news, True Blood is killer this season. I'm diggin the whole vampire flashback thing that's going on.  Okay...that's all I got. Well, there's the reality shows...but I think that deserves its own blog post. You wanted pictures right?

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Mail-A-Beating.

"Domestic violence is an increasing and severe problem in China. Around 30% of households in the country, or 80 million homes, suffer from some level of domestic violence. The situation is too often ignored and people continue to suffer in silence. The China Association against domestic violence is calling on people to pick up the phone and uncover domestic violence. "

So what did the CAADV do to fight this growing problem? They sent direct mail pieces to people's home that looked like a regular card, but then through some crazy print production miracle unfold to show a 3-D scene of women getting the sh*t beat out of them. The line translates to: Cover It or Uncover It? Now, I have no problem with this piece at all. Besides the ridiculous claim that they prevented 2376 possible domestic violence incidents in China, that I simply do not believe at all. Oh and there is that possibility that these mailers simply give abusers ideas (where exactly do they get the mailing list from? Is is random...cause that's a great idea...sending how to beat you wife manuals straight to the abusers home home). 

Ok, maybe I do have a problem with this apparatus. 

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A Bit much.

"A poster of Barack Obama in Heath Ledger-style Joker make-up with the legend 'Socialism' beneath it has been popping up recently on surfaces around L.A. ..."

I get it. Characterizing public leaders is the thing to do. It's like totally in (on both sides). But what's the connection here? Obama certainly in no joker. He is not to be taken lightly. And he is not clinically insane. So.... 

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(hat tip to Gavin)

How to Dress Like your Favorite "Do The Right Thing" Character.

I was just threatening the girlfriend today with the idea of the reemergence of a high top on my dome. Now I have all the information I need to really make it happen. I might....be single very soon, but at least I will be super fly like Radio Raheem.... 

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