Cartoon/Smartoon: The Divine 69.

What do all of these cartoon ladies have in common you may ask? They are ALL hot. Before I continue, let me relay a little "boy/man fact"(I might loose my man card for this). At a very young age, all boys start "liking" girls before they actually like girls. I'm talking like....before we start spreading cooties and pulling ponytails young. And where did we look....cartoons. The funny part, is that those boys-now men never really grow out of it. We remember all of our childhood animated hotties from our past, we accrue those of the present and they effect how we live our life...the girls we date/marry, the drinks we buy etc. This is not something I made up, this is a fact.

I'm a lazy bastard,  but Joker over at WAS put together a list....yes a list of the top 69 cartoon hotties. Joker is a writer, so he really gets into it. He made the claim that "our [men] dicks are mightier than our logic," but I don't think there is anything illogical about a Rogue-Princess Jasmin-Street Fighter Cammy, threesome.

69-60

59-50

49-40

39-30

29-21

20-11

10-1

Awesomeness!

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Cause Everything should Taste like Bacon.

I think girls should really invest in this. A man loves himself some bacon. Fact. Check it out here. And then ladies...bath yourself in beer.

You're welcome. 

Office Fridge Anti-Theft System.

This is probably the best anti-theft idea I've every seen. Protection via repulsion...tasty.

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f*ck football...take 2.

ok...I have good news. And then I have more good news. 

Remember when I was pondering the realness of the Lingerie Football League (LFL)?  I was filled with doubt. Because...well, you know, with all the bizzare marketing out here...you can get caught up. 

Well, CNN just did an interview on it. So its real.

Real awesome!!!!

Who do you think I need to talk to, to be a towel boy?

Midnight Madness. Chemical Brothers.

Sick idea.

"Filmmakers, photographers and artists made their own short clip (from 2 to 20 seconds) or photograph on the theme of “Midnight Madness” – the name of The Chemical Brothers’ new single. The work was uploaded via the Chemical Brothers’ website to Google Earth and tagged with its exact global location. A selection of the best work was chosen and featured in this new concept music video for The Chemical Brothers, executed through the Google Earth application."

Booty shakin hoes just aint cuttin it anymore. Music artists...consumers are now asking you to be artist.  

And I can dig it.  

a good psa. whaaaaaaaaa.

remember this when you are talking to the hearing impaired. its about retention people. retention.

just watch it.

I wished you couldve seen my face when I saw this. I wish I made it.
no-evil.net

illustration and ads.

Im going to act like Im some kind of professional or something. My opinion on illustrating in advertising is........dont do it, unless you have a reason to.

And these ads...have a reason to. I actually dont think I have ever seen an ad in which the illustration brings home the point to completely. The lines are lovely too, but the art is so hard edge and strong, it practically dictates the layout and the message. Its going to be tough...but completely worth it. Really Beautiful campaign. This is the crap that really makes me love ad making.

LOWE, Moscow, Russia

see them nice and big here.

genius ads 2.

thank you JWT Toronto- there is finally a campaign that brings this epidemic to light.




AIDS. TB. Leukemia...they all get there shine, but hand washing is so underrepresented as a social problem. F*ck a red campaign...we need a yellow campaign.

And I am oh so serious. I work in a trading firm that is made up of about 200 men who were clearly ingested and pooped out into the work force from the nearest and closest (and grossest) fraternity in town. I've seen them simply not wash their hands.

Hence, I cant eat out of the communal cookie jar at the reception desk without getting a bit queasy. Ugh! Disgusting. I just want a cookie.



http://www.washyourhands.tv/

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