I don't want to Praise Him.

*WARNING* one must be secure in their masculinity to watch the following...



First Thought: What type of triffil'n chic pole dances to gospel music?

Second Thought:She's pretty good.

Third Thought: She is really good.

Forth Thought: Is that a dude?

It took four complete streaming conscious thoughts, before I was forced to go wash my eyes out with Clorox. So...I posted it. Have a good Friday!

Robots can give you a Woody. Or a Metal-ly.

...stripping robots could be considered kinda eerie. but they could also be considered kinda hot. these robots are created  by Giles Walker for the Behind the Shutters gallery in Britain. Oh those Brits...always so behind, yet so ahead. Or is it vice versa?

VIA yesbutnobutyes

life lesson: This is why I decided not to be a Male Stipper.

*warning: if you are not comfortable in your sexuality, this might not be the video for you.

HA haaaaa....did you see that dude almost pass out after? I hope that dollar tip was worth it.