my jaw is on the floor

My bike cant do that! i see lots of commercial making with this guy.

Wow.

How about a Drunken Ni**er cookie? 

It's in honor of our new president...

The Magic Negro?

In a recent MSNBC interview with Tamron Hall, political pundit Kate Obenshain "defends Rush Limbaugh's right to play  the song Barack, the Magic Negro on his radio show". Not really the note I would end on (defending Limbaugh), but I'm also pretty sure that there is nothing funny about calling someone a "Magic Negro." In fact I'm sure of it, especially given the historic background of it (thanks Wiki). Tamron gets props for keepin it real, yet not losing her cool. Because in real life, one cannot act like their job is a Dave Chapelle skit. Apparently the song, which surfaced early last year, is still circling around the RNC like a f*cking Christmas gift in a stocking or something. 

And after some research (google) it goes something like this....

(sung by an Al Sharpton impersonator, to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon)

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.

The L.A. Times they called him that

cause he's not authentic like me.

Yeah the guy from the L.A. paper

said he made guilty whites feel good

they'll vote for him and not for me

cause hes not from da hood.

See, real black men like snoop dogg

or me or Farrakhan

have talked the talk and walked the walk

not come and laid and won (not sure about this line).

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.

The L.A. Times they called him that

cause he's not authentic like me

cause hes black but not authentically.

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.

The L.A. Times they called him that

cause he's not authentic like me

cause hes black but not authentically.

Some say Barack's articulate

and bright and new and clean

the media sure love this guy

a white interloper's dream.

But when you vote for president

watch out and don't be fooled

don't vote the magic negro in

cause...

(then it repeats)

It's also reported that there are multiple tracks on the cd meant to be funny. One is called the Star Spanglish Banner. 

My brief opinion...just flip the script for a minute. Would it be funny if the song were about you and being played and distributed to the American Public? And I'm not talking that "you", like your policies or your personal life....I'm talking about that "you", like your skin color, race and being. Would it still be just a parody?

you betta sang....

August Rush....I just finished watching this movie. It's like the feel good movie of the century. Great for a boring Saturday at home. Its about this music mutant or something...

But this little girl.....she can sang....

Sang.......Jamia Simone Nash...you better sang.....

a typo.

Hundreds of absentee ballots sent to voters in New York State’s Rensselaer County, near Albany, were printed with Barack Obama’s last name spelled as “Osama." 

County elections officials tell the newspaper that it was a typo that made it by three rounds of proof-readers. They also said the error affected just a few hundred voters, and that they will re-send corrected ballots on request.

Three rounds of proof readers? 

 1. I find it funny that my agency's proof reader is more efficient than the governments.

2. Just a little fyi, on my keyboard, the "S" key, is no where near the "B" key. Im just saying...

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you will regret it, if you do not click and read it. 

this is real. if you're into centaurs....which I may or may not be.....

VIA andiamnotlying

SAT prep about your household pet.

If cats are to playing redlight green light, then dogs are to ___________.

climbing goddamn fences....my mind is blown.

im starting to get into street art. but that has nothing to do with the KKK. i swear.

british street artist Bansky takes a stroll through the south and...well, he expresses himself. me thinks the south will be in uproar.

VIA woostercollective

homicide. in the 4th degree.

Just incase you were wondering....yes, it is legal to threaten someone's life. Artistically speaking. In Poland.

Peter Fuss.