Figuring out todays person of the day was difficult. It was a toss up between the 9-year-old who organized a Gay Rights Rally and Masanobu Sato, the winner of San Fransisco's 9th Annual Masturbate-a-thon. If you haven't figured it out by now...I picked the later.
This is Masanobu's 2nd time winning. Last year he set the record with 9 hours and 33 minutes, but this year he held on til 9 hours and 58 minutes. This dude is straight from Japan, apparently has a girlfriend and competes on the regular...
Do I really need to make a joke here? Should I even bother to make a Something About Mary reference? Im not even sure if this is a good thing. It's like knowing how to fry food really well. Yeah, it's an accomplishment...but in the end, not only is it useless but it's self inflicting harm. It One step forward, 85 back. It's like the vow of celibacy priest take. Sure...it bring you closer to God, but it also bring you closer to pedophilia. It's a catch 22. I'll go further. It's like coming in first in a foot race, but all your opponents don't have legs. It's not a win. No one else is really playing. 10 hours?
My advice to this dude...you have to get a real job (or atleast a good blow job).
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