Bird Porn and Ralph.

When was the last time you trusted a person name Ralph?

Exactly.

Meet Ralph Waldo Emerson. He is today's person of the day ::cue confetti::. There were alot of people in the running this week, but when I discovered Ralph's unique opinion about the symbiotic bird/human relationship, I knew he had the talent necessary to pass go and collect $200. 

It's only natural that the relationship between human and avian mirror that of canine and ottoman." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Have you ever found that you have some of the same urges? If you answered yes, click here and don't say I never gave you anything. 

Side note: Yes it's a fetish, so don't click if you are not of age. There's alot of bad photoshop work of falcons in not so appropriate places. Or do click...whateves...