5.01.2008

lesbian lesbians.

it was my understanding that all lesbians came from the greek island of Lesbos. Or atleast it was some crazy lesbian vacation spot riddled with hot double D (breast sizes) fem lesbians that took shots of tequila off of each others stomachs all day and night. Alas, I was wrong.

Apparently, they are just normal people like you and I. But the coincidence of being called a Lesbian (person from Lesobos) and being a Lesbian (girl on girl action...or scissoring as my romantic roommates call it) is bringing the small country to a state of uproar. A few islanders are demanding that the Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece remove “Lesbian” from its title.

An outrage. The gay community will soon be out of names. Wait a minute....are they saying that there are no lesbians on that island of Lesbos? Imagine being a Lesbian that's a Lesbian. Wait...what the difference again? Are Melissa Etheridge and The Indigo Girls Greek?



More importantly. What will happen to the site lesbos.com?

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