The Endless Bounds of The Virgin Mary.

Virgin Storage....cause immaculate birth is code for, extra room for other things.

Viginista Mary

..."make sure you put your hand on your hip....so the audience can see baby Jesus."

Immaculate toast. 

Virgin keds. If you are wearing these...you are either still a Virgin or lost it like 70 years ago.

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Super...Virgin Mary.

I personally had no idea that the Virgin Mary was such a marketing machine. Oh wait...there's more. If you're offended.....all I can do is tell you, "I didn't do it."

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