Prostituted Thoughts.

5 HOURS OF ADRIANA LIMA WAVING A FLAG.

2012-02-01T17:56:00.001-05:00

And that's it.

funniest basketball freethrow ever!

2012-01-31T09:18:00.000-05:00

Will this Sh*t ever end?

2012-01-25T12:03:00.000-05:00

Seriously will these "sh*t ___ says" ever come to an end. They are so stupid that they are funny. Here is that latest one i found. the bed part is the funniest.

Now if this were a super bowl commercial

2012-01-23T17:31:00.000-05:00

Swoon over this.

2012-01-20T11:55:00.001-05:00

Obama Funny.

2012-01-20T10:26:00.001-05:00

Love this guy.

The Linkdown.

2012-01-20T09:51:00.003-05:00

1. Volkswagen bit us off a bit of a Super Bowl preview. What it has to do with anything....I'm not sure. But hey, it's advertising.

2. Sagging pants....this explains it all.

3. Middle Earth...bet you thought they made that ish up right? Nope. It exists.

4. Obama just made all the black mommas around the world faint. You better SANG!

5. Tweaking Baby. Finally, a baby with a talent.

6. Your upper body says alot about you. So get to the push up-ing.

7. Public libraries go hard.

8. Add this to the list: Shit New yorkers Say. I don't go to queens. FACT.

9. End of the world, according to Mad Men.

True.

2012-01-20T09:48:00.000-05:00

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Stop what your doing ... cause its humpday!

2012-01-18T14:28:00.001-05:00

Happy Humpday ALL!

I went on holiday to Australia and on my way home i was at the Sydney airport and i overheard this song while sitting in an airport restaurant in the morning and i was like whaaattt!

Keep Dreaming.

2012-01-16T09:46:00.000-05:00

Truth and Lies.

2012-01-13T09:15:00.002-05:00

Poster series by Justin Barbar. See the rest here.

I've done all of these at least twice.

Zodiac Shit. Flying Lotus.

2012-01-11T13:09:00.000-05:00

Gorgeous animation.

Yoga by Equinox.

2012-01-11T10:54:00.002-05:00

Learning true balance.....Equinox. Being in complete harmony with your own body...equinox. An art mixture of strength and grace...equinox.

Doing sexy yoga in your bra and "panties" (british accent).....also Equinox. Sign me up.

Motivational Nike Bench.

2012-01-11T10:49:00.001-05:00

Simple ENough. By Annie Chiu

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Jay and Bey's baby already has a song out

2012-01-09T14:51:00.000-05:00

so cute!

Word....Justin.

2012-01-06T18:25:00.001-05:00

Word. lol....

The Social Shower Curtain.

2012-01-06T10:55:00.002-05:00

A little much....but if you are interested...

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Simple, yet effective.

2012-01-04T10:55:00.003-05:00

A few late Christmas guerilla ideas....

The greatest moments are ususally the smallest ones. Imagine if this happened to you while you were on a holiday flight (never good). The red and green lights got me.

Advertising Agency: Evek, Monterrey, Mexico

I'm on the fence about the effectiveness of this one, but I have to admit....a choir calling someone a ginger to the tune of jingle bells, will always have a place in my heart.

Agency: Duval Guillaume Modem, Belgium

VIA ibelieveinadvertising

Gorgeous Bag Animals.

2012-01-03T15:21:00.003-05:00

I know a few women who would die if you brought up the cutting and reshaping of their beloved handbag. Well, it appears that if you make them for a living....you may be more inclined to let a stranger create a LOUIS VUITTON’S MAROQUINARIS ZOOLOGICAE (shoulder shrug a.k.a bag animals.) Cool idea....executed beautifully.

VIA trendland

2012-01-03T13:01:00.004-05:00

There is no shortage of thumbpin artists...that's for sure. But these, are particularly impressive.

Artist Andre Woolery

Happy New Years!

2012-01-03T12:47:00.002-05:00

A few days late....but I made it. I hope 2012 bring something new and exciting. The only New Years resolution I can share with you right, RIGHT now....is that I have to stop the multi-day partying. If you know what I mean. Cheers (I'm drinking water).

Merry X-Mass from Joan.

2011-12-23T13:20:00.000-05:00

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Sugar Plum Fairy by P.Tchaikovsky...by Glass.

2011-12-22T12:13:00.000-05:00

Feeling a little Christmasy now.....

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Australian X-Mas Ads.

2011-12-22T10:55:00.001-05:00

I see you Australia.

VIA adfreak

The Fundamental Elements of Design.

2011-12-21T11:51:00.001-05:00

The Fundamental Elements of Design from Erica Gorochow on Vimeo.

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The Linkdown: Christmas 2011.

2011-12-21T10:53:00.003-05:00

1. Breaking Bad...meets the Simpsons.

2. Ok I might have lied about Puppy Christmas being the last cute thing I post this year.

3. Game of Thrones Season 2. "Daddy...I want a Direwolf."

4. Know the Warning Signs.

5. F@cking Do It.

6. Sweet ass Christmas Bows. Seriously.

7. Go Grandpa! Go Grandpa! Go Grandpa!

8. Ewww Bad Prank.

9. Shit Girl's Say. And they there's Shit Black Girls Say.

10. Unbalanced. NSFW. Or anywhere really.

11. Snowflakes that could change the Galaxy.

12. It's time to have a super hot Christmas.

The Obama Mannequin

2011-12-21T09:50:00.001-05:00

Now that's, a hands-on economic recovery strategy.

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Puppy Christmas.

2011-12-20T13:01:00.000-05:00

Concluding the cute as hell postings for the year.....

You Did'nt Just Say That (World's worst lawyer).

2011-12-20T12:19:00.003-05:00

"Some of these kids don’t have basic hygiene skills,” attorney Karl Rominger said. “Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body.”

- Karl Rominger, Jerry Sandusky's newest, ahem, attorny stating the facts

I've tried my best not to give to much blog time to this story, but come on.....

Too Soon...

2011-12-20T11:16:00.001-05:00

...or too much?

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The Dark Knight Rises.

2011-12-20T11:07:00.000-05:00

‎"cause when it hits...you are all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large, and leave so little for the rest of us."

Ok Anne Hathaway. I see you.

I Guess I Never Thought About it like that Ads.

2011-12-20T10:53:00.001-05:00

I like it. But where is Rogue. She has the biggest animated breasts known to man. She needs to be checking.

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Santa using Siri.

2011-12-19T10:52:00.002-05:00

I'm kinda not ok with it....acting like Santa Clause NEEDS Siri to do his work. But, hey....what can you do?

Burger King Ads in Russia.

2011-12-12T10:40:00.001-05:00

I mean....the brain storming for this, must have been awesome.

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We All Try. Frank Ocean.

2011-12-11T01:07:00.002-05:00

Frank Ocean - We All Try (music video) from High5Collective on Vimeo.

I love this song. I'm not too sure what the video is about...but...

Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Photos.

2011-12-11T00:25:00.001-05:00

here. Ande not suitable for work.

The Gift.

2011-12-08T15:26:00.001-05:00

The Gift from BLR_VFX on Vimeo.

VIA oneplusinfinity

Things My Grandma Never Told Me.

2011-12-08T15:16:00.002-05:00

See more here.

In Response to Occupy Wall Street.

2011-12-07T10:33:00.002-05:00

Just incase you were unaware of the types of sociopaths we are dealing with.

The Pepper Spray Baby Jesus Christmas Sweater...

2011-12-06T11:42:00.001-05:00

You have all been looking for.

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Pretty Intense Barbie Wedding Album.

2011-11-29T22:39:00.006-05:00

It's a little scary how indepth it is. See the rest here.

The Knowing. The Weekend.

2011-11-29T15:55:00.000-05:00

The Weeknd - The Knowing (Official Video) from xoxxxoooxo on Vimeo.

Happy Turkey Day.

2011-11-24T08:32:00.003-05:00

Have a good one. I know I will (already drinking to numb the family pains).

SNL funny: Kardashian Divorce.

2011-11-22T17:18:00.000-05:00

Funny, Ha Ha.

Fucking Best Song Ever. Wallpaper.

2011-11-18T14:19:00.000-05:00

I just love this song. That's all.

The Link Down.

2011-11-18T10:21:00.004-05:00

See all the CollegeHumor Original Videos here.

1. Poor Siri stuck in the middle.

2. Like I always believed....babies are evil.

3. Religion in the 2000, introduces the Moses Bridge.

4. Fun with Occupy Wall Street Signs.

5. "I doubt Hoodrats Are Living Like This."

6. First it was Penn State...now Syracuse. All colleges I considered going to. Hmmmm.....

7. Seagrims Gin sure does know black people.

8. When as Super Hero themed kids party goes wrong.

9. The Moustair.

25 Ways to Wear a Scarf in 4.5 Minutes!

2011-11-17T20:13:00.001-05:00

No seriously....I know this is probably for women, but hot damn I needed this. Consider yourself informed.

VIA likecool

There's nothing like a good street riot...

2011-11-17T17:01:00.003-05:00

... break up the work day.

And here I was looking online for good pictures to post and they came to me.

#occupy5thave

I Love This.

2011-11-17T14:08:00.002-05:00

VIA tmagazine and typeeveything

R.I.P. Heavy D.

2011-11-17T13:08:00.003-05:00

Sid enote...I'm form Mt Vernon. And we will remember Heavy

Today's Controvesial Ads....

2011-11-17T12:16:00.002-05:00

I think they are pretty good, for what it is. I like you now...let's make out. "UNHATE." This is the doing of Europe obviously. You know catholics are gonna go batsh*t crazy. But Obama with that closed mouthed-have a good day kiss, it's fooling anyone. See other executions here.

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2011-11-15T21:10:00.003-05:00

"Is it a villian you want? I'll play the part. What is a drama without a villain? After all, what is the building of this grand road if not a drama? This business...is not for the weak of heart. What is a thorny brutal affair... awards the lion for it ferocity.

But what of the zebra? What of the poor zebra? Well the zebra is eaten as it should be....the Lion shall prevail. You see, the secret I know exists... all of history is driven by the lion. We grab the poor zebra, kicking and praying. With its cheap blood. History...doesn't remember us fondly. But then history is written by the zebra, for the zebra.

100 years hence. When this railroad spans the continent. America rises to be the greatest power the world has ever seen...I will be remember as a... caitiff, a malefacto, who only operated out of greed for personal gain. But remember this...without me and men like me. Your glorious railroad would never be built."

- Hell On Wheels, AMC

I am not a big Western period piece man myself...but, this show is pretty solid. AMC is bringing it's A game.

Ninja Swag.

2011-11-15T20:38:00.000-05:00

Pretty Cool.

VIA thedenveregoist

Ever wonder what Legos Go Through?

2011-11-15T15:45:00.000-05:00

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"Yeah Ok" Halloween Costume.

2011-11-15T15:22:00.003-05:00

We are still talking about Halloween right? If so...check out this scray muther f*ckin costume.

I just want to say that I was not always the zombie loving scary movie fanatic I am today. If I saw this thing walking down the street when I was a kid....CHA! And I don't know when Halloween became a day time thing, but I use to go when the sun went down.

Let's just say...my clutch white ninja costume I wore from '92-'96 , would not have been able to be recycled the following year.

Drunk Baby Ads.

2011-11-15T15:03:00.003-05:00

Ok....so on the tail end of my last child friendly post....comes this. Now, I was was flipping through archive and I saw ads for this booze filled candy, and I thought they were smart. I was going to post them. Then I googled...and I found these.

Now....I know my morale compass is low. Because I would these wildly entertaining. They are also non-american so......

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Christmas Already.

2011-11-14T13:46:00.000-05:00

The Christmas spot are coming. I was sitting down to watch some Sunday tv yesterday, and it seems like it's already Dec 24th according to primetime. But anyway....here's a good one to start off the season. It's should warm your cold little hearts.

"For gifts you can't wait to give."

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When Font Love Goes too Far.

2011-11-14T11:21:00.003-05:00

This is actually an art school challenge all the way from Tokyo. Make a font without using a computer. Hairy fuckers.

VIA ibelieveinadvertising

USB Cork Drive.

2011-11-14T10:55:00.002-05:00

My first thought, "This is good for me not loosing my usb drive."

VIA broccolicity

Snow White and the Huntsman.

2011-11-12T00:18:00.001-05:00

Snow white.....the movie.....actually looks good.

TextFromMyEx.com

2011-11-11T19:28:00.002-05:00

I usually believe in a clean break, but in the case of others...and boredom.

VIA textfrommyex

Starbucks Augmented Reality.

2011-11-11T10:07:00.001-05:00

For a brand solely about coffee beans and such, they sure to have a spectacular ad budget.

I'm Saying Though.

2011-11-03T17:50:00.000-04:00

New AIDS ads...

2011-11-02T08:44:00.003-04:00

Are silly. The cartoon approach works sometimes.....but clearly, not all the time.

VIA copyranter

Maniac: Short Film starring Kid Kudi and Shia Labouf.

2011-11-01T12:51:00.002-04:00

Go ahead. Get your ruthless killing on.

The Linkdown: After a Snowfilled Halloween.

2011-11-01T09:57:00.003-04:00

1. Epic Zombie pumpkin carving.

2. Banksy makes his wealthy contribution to occupy wallstreet. To be a rich well fed artist.

3. In celeb Halloween costume news: Coco goes for gold again, the Today show makes fun of the royal wedding, Snookie insults the Thundercats and Kiedi Klum wins once again. The real story of Halloween however is what happens to super "stars" when they park in handicap spot. Usher cant dance his way out of this one.

4. Finally...a useful app for creatives.

5. Rihanna gets a little druggy in her new video with dude that sort of looks like Chris Brown. Eh...who cares?

6. Barbie...never one to run out of ideas.

7. The color palette of good vs evil. I think this translates into real life. I work with this guy who stay wearing purple. And you can tell me he's NOT trying to take over the world.

8. Jay Z is gonna be in a cartoon. He is a camel....jk.

9. What Smurfs looks like in real life....still kinda cute and cudely....in a creep sort of way.

Happy Humploween!!

2011-10-29T10:44:00.002-04:00

The Big Bad Wolf. Ducksauce.

2011-10-28T15:54:00.001-04:00

BIG BAD WOLF duck sauce from caviar on Vimeo.

I guess the best part is...even when you get use to the visual, they keep taking it to the next level. I appreciate the commitment.

Just in time for Halloween.

2011-10-28T15:26:00.001-04:00

takethislollipop

Headlines. Drake.

2011-10-27T13:06:00.001-04:00

Banking in Czech Republic.

2011-10-26T23:26:00.002-04:00

Line: "Enjoy the first banking transaction."

Get the background here. But basically...take out $10, have a screaming "O." Allegedly.

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The Anatomy of an Agency.

2011-10-26T20:57:00.000-04:00

Learn more.

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Misdirected Seal.

2011-10-26T11:44:00.001-04:00

There's no E at the party you want to go to buddy.

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The Manifold Clock.

2011-10-26T11:06:00.001-04:00

Manifold Clock from Studio Ve on Vimeo.

Sick.

VIA studiolove

Halloween Light Show.

2011-10-26T10:06:00.001-04:00

And you thought houses with lights were limited to Christmas. (That's what I thought atleast).

VIA likecool

Doggie Costumes.

2011-10-26T09:36:00.003-04:00

Just like last year.......dogs in costumes. ADORABLE!

See more here.

Duet with Siri.

2011-10-26T09:21:00.004-04:00

So by now...everyone knows that the big deal about the new iphone 4s is Siri. I have not expereinced its magic but I guess you can just talk to your phone and it responds/does what you ask.

An then the youtubers got a hold of it.

Siri was not amused.

VIA swissmiss

Black Women In Advertising.

2011-10-26T08:45:00.002-04:00

They forgot....if some other black person has my name in the office....."they must meet a timely demise." I've not only seen this happen...but I've helped plan it. (Jaylay)

via multiculturalclassics

Creativity.

2011-10-23T22:12:00.000-04:00

“Creativity is just connecting things. When you ask creative people how they did something, they feel a little guilty because they didn’t really do it, they just saw something. It seemed obvious to them after a while. That’s because they were able to connect experiences they’ve had and synthesize new things. And the reason they were able to do that was that they’ve had more experiences or they have thought more about their experiences than other people. Unfortunately, that’s too rare a commodity. A lot of people in our industry haven’t had very diverse experiences. So they don’t have enough dots to connect, and they end up with very linear solutions without a broad perspective on the problem. The broader one’s understanding of the human experience, the better design we will have.”

– Steve Jobs, Wired, February, 1995

Little Lion Man. Mumford and Sons.

2011-10-20T10:47:00.001-04:00

Loving the banjo right now.

Occupy Sesame Street.

2011-10-18T22:23:00.006-04:00

Seemingly fitting after my last post, no?

Occupy Sesame Street.

So the godly twitter kingdom is pulling together the best of the best. But that is not the real story here. The lovely being known as the human race is using our puppet friends as a way to make light of the current protest situation. And......it's pretty genius.

Photoshop magic:

See more here.

The Wall Street Protest.

2011-10-17T11:39:00.006-04:00

Images VIA dailymail

Samuel L. Jackson tweets.....

2011-10-17T10:49:00.002-04:00

I'm not a big fan of twitter...but I tell you I will google follow......

VIA thelifefiles

A Taste of Zombie in the Morning.

2011-10-17T10:12:00.003-04:00

I don't know about you but I have last nights Walking Dead season premier all queued up for me after work tonight. I need my zombie fix. These little webisodes will hold me over until then.

Nom nom nom nom.....see the rest here.

I'm Still Hot. Betty White.

2011-10-13T11:41:00.000-04:00

I love Betty.

2011-10-13T11:08:00.001-04:00

Now...I've seen alot of missing puzzle piece executions. This...is the best.

VIA ffffound

The Avengers.

2011-10-13T10:32:00.000-04:00

Holy Moly!!!!!!!

So I started watching Breaking Bad.

2011-10-12T23:49:00.001-04:00

It's good.

Bravia Does it Again.

2011-10-11T09:11:00.001-04:00

I envy the people who get to make work like this (coulda done without the male ballerinos).

Agency: Frontage

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The Steve Jobs Soundboard.

2011-10-11T09:01:00.005-04:00

For all the shit I give apple about thier prices and unnessecary innovation that is meant purely to pigeohold the consumer, I got to give some props to the late Mr. Jobs. It's been a crazy two weeks, but we move on.

VIA complex

Men-Ups.

2011-10-06T14:14:00.003-04:00

Men in stereotypical Pin-Up poses. When this link was sent to me...all I could think of was big booty hoes sprawled over the hood of cars on the covers of magazins like King...and the likes. What I saw, was even more mind bending. The dredded pointed toe. Yikes.

See them all here.

Wheetabix?

2011-09-30T11:52:00.002-04:00

Cool spot. Check that one bear breaking it down :18. I want him.

Tom "FUcking" Ford.

2011-09-30T11:18:00.002-04:00

This guy......every time. I swear.

VIA copyranter

Nonsensical Chart Toppers.

2011-09-30T11:00:00.001-04:00

Life Lesson.

2011-09-29T12:40:00.001-04:00

Think about what you do from all angles. Other wise....you get penis shadows.

Dexter's Back.

2011-09-29T11:30:00.000-04:00

Never so happy to see people get killed.....

Vans...the light of my life.

2011-09-29T09:51:00.006-04:00

Everytime I consider jumping on a band wagon of "types of shoes people are wearing at thetime," Vans pulls me back in. Holiday 2011: The Woessner Collection. Once again...in love.

Freelancer Freedom.

2011-09-29T05:14:00.000-04:00

See more here.

Billboard of Deadly Germs. Let's do it.

2011-09-28T09:58:00.001-04:00

Crack that ish open. And let's party.

Agency: Lowe Roche, Toronto, Canada

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Being Elmo.

2011-09-27T17:27:00.000-04:00

"There will always people who say 'you might not succeed" or "you won't make any money with that,' all of those things will go away if you really focus on what makes you happy."

- Kevin Clash

Inspiration of the day: Follow your dreams.